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Last week's neighborhood stampede elicited a lot of nice three-lettered-words. Cow! Moo! Huh? How? Apparently, cows and calves were separated, so the mamas broke out of jail in protest and strolled a mile up the hill. Coincidentally, my husband, a dairyman in a long ago prior career who understands bovines, was helping a neighbor build a horse shed. So, he stood in the road with a 12 foot 2x10 trying to keep the mamas from going farther up the road where they sometimes graze at our place. Faux fence.
Pumpkin carving and roasting salted pumpkin seeds are annual rites of Halloween for us. We were up to our elbows in pearly white, pear-shaped seeds as we scooped out pumpkin contents and cut out faces. This year's tours de force were quite cubist. My daughter drew the faces, from various angles on the same pumpkin, and I cut them out. Picasso would be proud of this four-year-old's post-impressionist interpretations. Next year, perhaps she'll inject some Monet inspired light play, or some abstract expressionism, Jackson Pollock style. Makes we wonder why we ever carved conventional faces before.We also hosted our 12th annual Halloween Open House! By design, I created a ghoulish table of haunted delights WITHOUT SUGAR OR CANDY. Real food for unreal people. Old standbys were garlicky vampire repellant, crunchy turnip witches teeth (in water), paranormal pizza...
Here's a pop quiz to see if you can guess what other savory delights were, and to test your "talk backwards" abilities.
Fare: Bat wings dipped in gore, Fun: aslas dna spihc nroc eulb
Fare: Ants on sticks, Fun: selknirps etalocohc htiw rettub tunaep ni deppid slezterp
Fare: Troll tongues, Fun: edisni dellor eseehc maerc htiw staem iled decils
Fare: Octopus tentacle, jellyfish, and mermaid hair soup, Fun: sreppep toh decils dna smoorhsum ekatihs elohw seldoon daerth naeb
As always, the cupboards were bare by the time all the guests left. All that food fueled good humor and greater hauntings all evening long.
Wearing mom's velvet opera cape.Outside the Hermit Club where mom and dad had their wedding reception, and featuring the black straw coat from Rome (middle).